Karaoké Mope Bloodhound Gang

Tried to OD on the Cold-Eeze

Golden Girls got me sweatin' to the oldies

Hanging out like Double D's sip Long Island iced teas

Wrote to Mayor McCheese send a Shamrock Shake please

Three o' clock on the dot time to cruise for eighth graders

Rather tape the weather channel so that I can watch it later

Rerurns of Rerun so

What's happening?

Dee's knocked up and

Rog on crack again

Deep throat a whole Nutty Buddy

Make whoopie to a batch of silly Putty

Make a Spam and Colgate sandwich and ate it

Go through National Geographic and draw panties on the natives

So I like to dance naked in front of my pets

But my cat was inattentive so I sent him UPS

Playin' spin the bottle with my mom

I watch Cops with no pants on

Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on

Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong

Buggin' out like

Tori Spelling's eyes

Deader than the parents on a Party of Five

Luciano Pavarotti on a treadmill

Not going nowhere slim chance we will

Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood

Dick around like Frankie

Goes to Hollywood

Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it

Relax don't do it when you wanna cum

Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it

Relax don't do it when you wanna cum

Nowhere to go I can't wake up late

Just sit around and wait for my Old Spice to activate

Stalemate jailbait in My

So-Called Life imprisonment

Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make isn't it?

I like to pretend

I'm speed reading

Never lose the sight of the thrill of sneezing

Don't need a shower today just some Brut by Fabergé

Smell the ass of my jeans clean they'll do another day

And I recycle

I sniff my own farts

I dial the wrong number hope a conversation starts

I mean I might as well be listenin' to Journey

Givin' myself a mullet hook the Flowbee to the Kirby

Make a prank call pretendin' I'm a mime

Get stuck in traffic just to pass the time

Sent a letter in the mail in Braille to Johnny Quest

Send me back my Etch-A-Sketch

Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on

Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong

Buggin' out like

Tori Spelling's eyes

Deader than the parents on a Party of Five

Luciano Pavarotti on a treadmill

Not going nowhere slim chance we will

Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood

Dick around like Frankie

Goes to Hollywood

Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it

Relax don't do it when you wanna cum

Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it

Relax don't do it when you wanna cum

I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums when you wanna cum

I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums when you wanna cum

I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums when you wanna cum

I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums when you wanna cum

Yo yo yo yo yo what it is motherfuckers?

Ah shit here comes Pac-Man hey Pac-Man what's up?

Me you bitches I'm high on crack wanna freebase?

No Pac-Man drugs are bad nope can't help you man

Pussies oh holy shit

Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on

Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong

Buggin' out like

Tori Spelling's eyes

Deader than the parents on a party of five

Luciano Pavarotti on a treadmill

Not going nowhere slim chance we will

Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood

Dick around like Frankie goes to Hollywood

Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it

Relax don't do it when you wanna cum

Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it

Relax don't do it when you wanna cum