Karaoké Right Turn, Clyde Bloodhound Gang

Times New Roman you know the type

Calling me public enemy but don't believe the hype

Tough guy like the one in Star eighty wanna bait me

Hook line sinker now your lady wanna date me

Gave your girl a little wink so you make a big stink

Shoulders got a chip so you flip like a Tiddlywink

Know what I think

I think you might be

Darwins missing link

Get all bent out of shape when the heat

Is on just like a Shrinky Dink

Bet I can take a hint better than I can take a hit

Completely incompatible though I'm a pussy

And you're a dick how can you hold a grudge when you can't even hold a job

Should have known butter but you're not corn on the cob

I choose to use a song for a weapon

Not a sword struck a chord

If I wanted to see stars

I'll watch the Academy Awards

That's why I ran like a flock of seagulls

Why make up like Mary Kay you must have given up

On hair plugs 'cos now you're going toupee

All in all you're just another dick with no balls

All in all you're just another dick with no balls

Mama said talk this out and resolve

Don't wanna be involved so gimme a call when you evolve

Doggy paddle to the shallow end of the gene pool

Half with it half wit half finished high school

Give you a piece of my mind but I know you want it splattered

Heard you like your women like you

Like your shrimp you like em battered

Wife beater perfectly fitting apparel

Where's your brother Daryl where's your other brother Daryl

Givin' me that Macho Man

Randy Savage stare

Wanna snap into a Slim Jim break my limbs but do I care

No sorry I'm a lover not a fighter commit your crime

I'll be glad to do your girlfriend

I'll be glad that you do time

Here's the deal I cop a feel you cop a plea but get the maximum

Now we both got records but the difference is mine's platinum

Definitely showed this yellow bellied wimp limp

In your cell now though alone

When you're choking your chicken

Your chick will be choking on this chickens bone

All in all you're just another dick with no balls

All in all you're just another dick with no balls