Karaoké The Dismemberment Song Blue Kid

Hold still my sweet

I'm tryin' to measure the space between your molar and your jaw

This caliper

No cause for fear

No it, it doesn't hurt

It only helps me measure

How much skin you have

Oh and the topmost layer of fat

But I won't make an incision

'Till you're nice and numb

Oh and laughin' gas can be so much fun

Please don't doubt my decision

This'll be ooh, this'll be ah

This'll be absolutely wee

This'll be nice, this'll be neat and bring you closer to me

So don't you squirm

Don't you fret

I'm not gonna hurt you yet

I just feel the need to be gettin' a little of you

A lot of blood-lettin'

I know the sensation you're probably dreadin' but cuttin' you up will be

So refreshin' for me

Refreshin' for me-e-e yeah

No don't you cry and don't call Miriam

She's my a-a-alibi

Oh let me check your toes out

Aren't your toenails cute

And red is such a lovely color on you

But you won't be needin' those

When you've got no knees or shins or pinky fingers or arteries

So hold still while I remove them

Oh and don't fight back

I think you'll find you're missin' the point with that

That's enough out of you

And this'll be ooh

And this'll be ah

This'll be absolutely wee

And this'll be nice, this'll be neat and bring you closer to me

So don't you squirm

Don't you fret

I'm not gonna hurt you yet

I just feel the need to be gettin' a little of you

A lot of blood-lettin'

I know the sensation you're probably dreadin' but cuttin' you up will be

So refreshin' for me-e-e yeah

Refreshin' for me-e-e yeah yeah

Well once upon a time that's where the plot begins

And right after the end well that's where the plot thins and

I've got no angel to keep me in line so I'm takin' your narrative and I'm makin' it mine

'Cos I'm all out of hurt

You've used up all I've got

So I'm choppin' you up and still comin' up squat

If I wanted to bleed

I'd just roll up my sleeve and saw and saw and saw-aw and saw and saw and saw-aw-aw

And saw and saw and saw woah ooh woah

Oh oh oh oh oh oh yeah

This'll be ooh, this'll be ah

This'll be absolutely wee

This'll be nice, this'll be neat and bring you closer to me

So don't you squirm

Don't you fret

I'm not gonna hurt you

No no no not yet

I, I, I, I just feel the need to be gettin' a little of you

A lot of blood-lettin'

I know the sensation you're probably dreadin' but there's one thing you're forgettin'

There's nothin' like the thrill of a shreddin' and this is no orthodox beheadin' and

Cuttin' you up

Cuttin 'you up

Cuttin' you up is gonna be so refreshing for me

Refreshin' for me-e-e yeah

Refreshin' for me-e-e-e

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

Ooh ooh ooh ah