Karaoké Charmless Man Blur

I met him in a crowded room where people go to drink away their gloom

He sat me down and so began the story of a charmless man

Educated the expensive way he knows his Claret from his Beaujolais

I think he'd like to have been Ronnie Kray

But then nature didn't make him that way

He went

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He thinks his educated airs those family shares will protect him that we'll respect him

He moves in circles of friends who just pretend that they like him he does the same to them

And when you put it all together there's the model of a charmless man

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He knows the swingers and their cavalry

Says he can get in anywhere for free

I began to go a little cross eyed

And from this charmless man

I just had to hide

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He talks at speed

He gets nose bleeds

He doesn't see his days are tumbling down upon him

Yet he tries so hard to please

He's just so keen for you to listen

But no one's listening and when you put it all together there's the model of a charmless man

He thinks his educated airs those family shares will protect him that you will respect him

And yet he tries so hard to please

He's just so keen for you to listen

But no one's listening and when you put it all together there's the model of a charmless man

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