Karaoké 30 Bo Burnham

I used to run for miles

I used to ride my bike

I used to wake up with a smile

And go to bed at night

With a dream

Ahh

But now I'm turning thirty

No

I used to be the young one

Got used to meeting people who weren't used to meeting someone

Who was born in nineteen ninety

No way

Yeah I was born in nineteen ninety

Now I'm turning thirty

God, God damn it

I'm turning thirty

I'm turning thirty

When he was twenty-seven my granddad fought in Vietnam

When I was twenty-seven

I built a birdhouse with my mom

Oh fuck

Hhh ho

How am I thirty

Ooh

I used to make fun of the boomers

In retrospect a bit too much

Now all these fucking zoomers are telling me that I'm out of touch

Oh yeah

Well your fucking phones are poisoning your minds okay

So when you develop a dissociative mental disorder in your late twenties don't come crawling back to me

I'm turning thirty

I'm turning thirty

And now my stupid friends are having stupid children

My stupid friends are having stupid children

My stupid friends are having stupid children

My stupid friends are having stupid children

And now my stupid friends are having stupid children

My stupid friends are having stupid children

My stupid friends are having stupid children

Stupid fucking ugly boring children

It's twenty twenty and I'm thirty

I'll do another ten

Twenty thirty I'll be fourty and kill myself then