Karaoké Twelve Days of Christmas Bob & Doug McKenzie

Okay good day

This is our Christmas part of the album and you can play this at your Christmas parties

Uh or to yourself on Christmas Eve if there's nothin' else to do

Good day eh

In case you thought like

Yeah

I wasn't on this part

Oh I guarantee ya you'd be on

Okay so good day

This is the Christmas part

And we're gonna tell ya what to get uh your true love for Christmas

Ha ha

Look out the window

Hhh hah

Where

What are ya doin'

Snow hosehead

Well oh it's the Great White North and it's snowin' 'cos it's Christmastime

Hey hoser

Well here's a quiz

What

Quiz for Doug

Okay I have my thinkin' toque on

Yeah right

What are the Twelve Days of Christmas

'Cos figure it out right

Um

Christmas is when

Right and what's the twenty-fourth

Uh the twenty-fifth

Christmas Eve right

So that's two

That's two

And then what's after that

Uh

Uh Wrestling Day

Boxing Day

No get out

That's three

Then what's after that

Nothin'

New Year's

Four and what's

Five

New Year's Eve okay

Where do ya get twelve

Uh there's two Saturdays and Sundays in there

That's four, so that's nine

And three other days which I believe are the mystery days

Uh

Okay now

This is our Christmas song in case you don't know what to get somebody for Christmas

There's lots of ideas in here so listen and don't get stuck

Okay

Oh Jesus

By the way that's me on the organ

You start

Okay

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me a beer

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me two turtle-necks

And a beer

Okay good

On the

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me three French toast and a beer okay

Two turtle-necks

There should be more there eh

Where, oh go

Fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me four pounds of back-bacon two turtle-necks

Three French toast and a beer

In a tree

See you need more

The fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Five golden toques

Four pound of back-bacon

Two turtle necks

Three French toast and a beer, what was it

In a tree

A tree

Okay on the sixth d-, go

Christmas my true love gave to me

Six packs of two-four

Five golden toques

Beauty

Four pounds of back-bacon

Two turtle-necks

Three French toast and a beer in a tree okay

In a tree okay

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me seven pack of smokes

Five golden toques

Nice gift

Oh six packs of two-four

Four pounds of back-bacon

Three French toast

Two turtle-necks and a beer in a

In a tree

This should just be

Where, I keep forgettin'

Okay the Two Days of Christmas

It's too hard for us

Uh hum

Go hoser

On the eighth day of Christmas

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

My true love gave to me

Eight comic books

Seven packs of smokes

Six pack of two-four, five

Seven packs of smokes

Six pack of two-four

Five

Five golden toques

Four pounds of back-bacon

Three French toast

Two turtle-necks

And a beer on my

Yeah that beer is empty

And a beer on my tree

And a beer

Okay day um twelve

Twelve

Good day and welcome to day twelve

Yeah

Five golden toques

Golden toques

-Den toques

Four pounds of back-bacon

Three French toast

Four pounds of back-bacon

Three French toast

Two turtle-necks and a beer in a tree

Two turtle-necks and a beer in a tree

Beauty huh

Where'd you learn to do that

Um albums

Oh uh

So like that's our song

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas

Good day everybody and good day

Hap-, happy New Year too

Shh

Okay you know what you left out

Donuts

What

I told you to get me donuts

Either on the ninth day or the tenth day or the eleventh day

I wanted donuts

But I want

Or on the twelfth day you could've got me a dozen donuts...

You could've gone down to like the good donut shops where you buy a dozen you get another one free

And then it'd be thirteen for the Thirteen Days of Christmas

Uh

Next Christmas get me a chainsaw

Take off

Boy that song was a beauty

It

It moved me

Yeah I think it ranks up there with Stairway to Heaven

What