Karaoké I Want a Boob Job for Christmas Bob & Tom & Virginia Kegal

Every Christmas morning underneath the tree lots of lovely presents are waiting there for me

And though

I'm quite delighted it's hard to get excited who needs another sweater

Hey Santa there is something that I'd like a whole lot better are you listening, Santa

I've been a good girl this year and there's only one thing that I want

I want a boob job for Christmas big old knockers out to here

It would make me proud to be endowed like the playmate of the year

I want a boob job for Christmas make them big and make them wide

The only blimps as big as these say goodyear on the side

Ooh

Santa give me this one gift it's not my spirits that are sagging

It's my boob that need a lift oh Santa you know this Christmas season

Give me a pair of juicy jugs and you can be the first to squeeze em

I want a boob job for Christmas spongy silicone balloons

Who needs a boat

I can stay afloat with my bulging chest pontoons

Ahah

Santa please

I want a boob job for Christmas and when you've done that Santa dear

If it's okay send my way a nose job comes next year