Karaoké The Drinking Song Bob & Tom

Our work day's done go grab a shower

Let's hit the pub it's happy hour

If we get bombed who gives a damn

I'm not as drunk as you think I am

Those chicks right there don't look to good

But three more beers

I guess I would

It's either them or my right hand

I'm not as think as you drunk I am

So buy another round we'll sit right here and drink 'em down

Get everyone another beer you'll have to kick us outta here

Say are you girls waitin' on your friends

What did you say you're lesbians

Bartender cancel those two drinks

I'm not as am as you drunk I think

This beer is movin' like a train

I think my lizard needs a drain

But first I'll have a double shot

I'm drunk you think as you am is not

So buy another round we'll sit right here and drink 'em down

Get everyone another beer you'll have to kick us outta here

This bathroom's nice as it can be

It's got four walls

I've puked on three

Oops here comes more

I'll use the sink

I'm not as thrunk as you am I dink

I put that bouncer right in his place

I smacked his elbow with my face

He's lucky that it's closin time

Drunk am is not as you think you I'm

So buy another round we'll sit right here and drink 'em down

Get everyone another beer

You'll have to kick us outta here