Karaoké Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire Bob Rivers

Chipmunks roasting on an open fire

Hot sauce dripping from their toes

Yuletide squirrels fresh filleted by the choir

They poked hot skewers through their nose

Everybody knows some pepper and a garlic clove help to make them seasoned right

Tiny rats with a crisp golden coat

Will really hit the spot tonight

And now when Santa sees his tray there'll be some homemade chipmunk jerky for his sleigh

And every hungry child is gonna spy

Fry

And so I'm brushing on some honey glaze

To keep them crisp and juicy too

Lets hope they get served many times many ways

Tasty chipmunks

Good food

Oh Nat

Mister Cole

Oh yes sir Mister Seville

Would you mind handin' me the barbeque sauce

I am starved

Oh no problem Dave ah ha ha ha

Hey listen you best be havin' two of those drumsticks 'cos they're oh so tiny and there ain't much meat upon 'em

Put a sock in it Melvin

You know for years people said you over-rated hamsters were my meal ticket

Now I guess you could just say you're my meal

Ha ha that's a good one Dave

Always knew you was the funny one in the group

Damn straight

And so I'm offering some recipes

From chipmunk pie to chipmunk stew

I'm not really sad that it ended this way

Furry chipmunks

Screw you

Huh huh

Did you hear that Melvin

Melvin

Melvin

Why I'm sorry Dave did you want Melvin ha ha

There's plenty of Thagadore left though