Karaoké The Twelve Pains of Christmas Bob Rivers

The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me is findin' a Christmas tree

The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me

Riggin' up the lights

And findin' a Christmas tree

The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me

Hangovers

Riggin' up the lights

And findin' a Christmas tree

The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me

Sendin' Christmas cards

Hangovers

Riggin' up the lights

And findin' a Christmas tree

The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me

Five months of bills

Sendin' Christmas cards

Hangovers

Riggin' up the lights

And findin' a Christmas tree

The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me

Facin' my in-laws

Five months of bills

Oh I hate those Christmas cards

Hangovers

Riggin' up these lights

And findin' a Christmas tree

The seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me

The Salvation Army

Facin' my in-laws

Five months of bills

Sendin' Christmas cards

Oh geez

I'm tryin' to rig up these lights

And findin' a Christmas tree

The eighth thing at Christmas that such a pain to me

I want a Transformer

For Christmas

Charities and what do ya mean your in-laws

Five months of bills

Oh, makin' out these cards

Eh could you get me a beer huh

What we have no extension cords

And findin' a Christmas tree

The ninth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me

Findin' parkin' spaces

Daddy I want some candy

Donations

Facin' my in-laws

Five months of bills

Writin' out those Christmas cards

Hangovers

Now why the hell are they blinkin'

And findin' a Christmas tree

The tenth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me

Batteries not included

No parkin' spaces

Buy me somethin'

Get a job, ya bum

Oh facin' my in-laws

Five months of bills

Yo ho, sendin' Christmas cards

Oh geez look at this

One light goes out, they all go out

And findin' a Christmas tree

The eleventh thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me

Stale TV specials

Batteries not included

No parkin' spaces

Dad I gotta go to the bathroom

Charities

She's a witch I hate her

Five months of bills

Oh I don't even know half these people

Oh who's got the toilet paper huh

Get a flashlight, I blew a fuse

And findin' a Christmas tree

The twelfth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me

Singin' Christmas carols

Stale TV specials

Batteries not included

No parkin'

Waah

Charities

Gotta make 'em dinner

Five months of bills

I'm not sendin' them this year that's it

Shut up you

Fine, you're so smart

You right up the lights

And findin' a Christmas tree