Karaoké When Lawyers Take Viagra (live) Bowser and Blue

When lawyers take Viagra they get taller

I've heard science is using lawyers instead of rats in laboratories

Because of three things that are true

One, there's more lawyers than rats

Two, to lawyers you don't get attached

And three, lawyers'll do things rats won't do

An airplane full of lawyers was hijacked in a terrorist attack

And the terrorists knew they'd get their way

When they made the awful threat that unless their demands were met

They'd release one lawyer every day

When lawyers take Viagra they get taller

Yes, it sounds amazing but it's true

And when you hire a lawyer your bank account gets smaller

'Cos when lawyers take Viagra they get taller

Yeah, pick it

OK, I got one for ya, George

What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

I don't know, what is it?

Well, a rooster clucks defiance whereas a lawyer

Let me just back up a tad

You know not all lawyers are bad, in fact

Lawyers aren't even all the same

And it's a shame they should all be condemned just because ninety-nine percent of them

Give the rest a bad name

When lawyers take Viagra they get taller

Yes, it sounds amazing but it's true

And when you hire a lawyer your bank account gets smaller

'Cos when lawyers take Viagra they get taller