Karaoké Working Where The Sun Don't Shine Bowser and Blue

We praise the colorectal surgeon

Misunderstood and much maligned

Slaving away in the heart of darkness

Working where the sun don't shine

Respect the colorectal surgeon it's a calling few would crave

Lift up your hands and join us let's all do the finger wave

When it comes to spreading joy there are many techniques

Some spread joy to the world and others just spread cheeks

Some may think the cardiologist is their best friend

But the colorectal surgeon knows he'll get you in the end

Why be a colorectal surgeon? it's one of those mysterious things

Is it because in that profession there are always openings

When I first met a colorectal surgeon he did not quite understand

I said hey it's nice to meet you but do you mind if we don't shake hands?

He sailed right through medical school because he was a wiz

But he never thought of psychology when he read passages

A doctor he wanted to be for golf he loved to play

But this is not quite what he meant

By eighteen holes a day

Respect the colorectal surgeon here and now we'll raise a glass

For the rectal surgeon like the rectum can't tell a liquid from a gas

We praise the colorectal surgeon

Misunderstood and much maligned

Slaving away in the heart of darkness

Working where the sun don't shine