Karaoké Alcohol Brad Paisley

I can make anybody pretty

I can make you believe any lie

I can make you pick a fight with somebody twice your size

Well I've been known to cause a few break-ups

An' I've been known to cause a few births

Well I can make you new friends or get you fired from work

And since the day

I left Milwaukee

Lynchburg and

Bordeaux France

Been making the bars lots of big money

And helpin' white people dance

Yeah I got you in trouble in high school but college now that was a ball

You had some of the best times

You'll never remember with me alcohol, alcohol

I got blamed at your wedding reception

For your best man's embarrassing speech

And also for those naked pictures of you at the beach

I've influenced kings and world leaders

I helped Hemingway write like he did

And I'll bet you a drink or two that

I can make you put that lampshade on your head

'Cos since the day

I left Milwaukee

Lynchburg and

Bordeaux France

I been making a fool out of folks just like you

And helping white people dance

I am medicine and

I am poison

I can help you up or make you fall

You had some of the best times you'll never remember with me alcohol

Yeah since the day

I left Milwaukee

Lynchburg and

Bordeaux France

I been making the bars lots of big money helpin' white people dance

Yeah I got you in trouble in high school but college now that was a ball

You had some of the best times you'll never remember with me

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