Karaoké Celebrity Brad Paisley

Someday I'm gonna be famous do I have talent well no

These days you don't really need it thanks to reality shows

Can't wait to date a supermodel

Can't wait to sue my dad

Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari on my way to rehab

'Cos when you're a celebrity it's adios reality

You can act just like a fool and people think you're cool just 'cos you're on TV

I can throw a major fit when my latte isn't just how I like it

They say I've gone insane

I'll blame it on the fame

An' the pressures that go with it bein' a celebrity

Uh uh

I'll get to cry to Barbara Walters when things don't go my way

An' I'll get community service no matter which law I break

I'll make the supermarket tabloids they'll write some awful stuff

But the more they run my name down the more my price goes up

'Cos when you're a celebrity it's adios reality

No matter what you do people think you're cool just 'cos you're on TV

I can fall in and out of love have marriages that barely last a month

When they go down the drain

I'll blame it on the fame

An' say it's just so tough bein' a celebrity

So lets hitch up the wagons and head out west

To the land of fun in the sun

We'll be real world bachelor jackass millionaires

Hey, hey Hollywood here we come

Yeah when you're a celebrity it's adios reality

No matter what you do people think you're cool

Just 'cos you're on TV bein' a celebrity

Yeah celebrity

Uh uh

Aw where's my coffee