Karaoké I'm Still a Guy Brad Paisley

When you see a deer you see Bambi

And I see antlers up on the wall

When you see a lake you think picnics

I see a large mouth up under that log

You're probably thinkin' that you're gonna change me

In some ways, well maybe you might

Scrub me down, dress me up oh, but no matter what remember I'm still a guy

When you see a priceless French painting

I see a drunk naked girl

You think that riding a wild bull sounds crazy and I'd like to give it a whirl

Well love makes a man do some things he ain't proud of and in weak moment I might

Walk your sissy dog hold your purse at the mall but remember I'm still a guy

I'll pour out my heart, hold your hand in the car

Write a love song that makes you cry

Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground

'Cos he copped to feel as you walk by

I can hear you now talkin' to your friends

Sayin' yeah girls he's come a long way

From draggin' his knuckles and carryin' a club and buildin' a fire in a cave

But when you say a back rub means only a back rub, then you swat my hand when I try

Well now what can I say at the end of the day?

Honey, I'm still a guy

And I'll pour out my heart hold your hand in the car

Write a love song that makes you cry

Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground

'Cos he copped to feel as you walk by

These days there's dudes gettin' facials

Manicured waxed and botoxed

With deep spray on tans and creamy lotiony hands you can't grip a tackle box

Yeah, with all of these men linein' up to get neutered it's hip now to be feminized

I don't highlight my hair

I've still got a pair yeah, honey, I'm still a guy

Oh, my eyebrows ain't plucked, there's a gun in my truck, oh, thank God

I'm still a guy yeah, boy