Karaoké Ode De Toilet (The Toilet Song) Brad Paisley

She says not to buy her flowers or big expensive gifts

She says she don't want jewelry she doesn't need another dress

If I want to show her how much I adore her the best way that I've found

Is to make sure when I'm finished

I put that toilet seat down

We've been to counciling to try and see the ways we could improve

This thing between us

And different ways to show each other I love you

Forget about those getaway vacations to romantic coastal towns

If you want to say I love you then put that toilet seat down

'Cos in the middle of the night it's cold and it's dark

And when I hear my name in vain

I know I haven't done my part

She just wants me to support her

And the best way that I've found

So with a gentle hand and a loving touch

I put that toilet seat down

I know it's kind of funny you can teach a little puppy

But it's very hard to train a grown man

When I'm all about my business and the path of least resistance

She's the one that suffers in the end

In the middle of the night it's cold and it's dark

And when I hear my name in vain

I know I haven't done my part

She just wants me to support her

And the best way that I've found

So with a gentle hand and a loving touch

I put that toilet seat down down, down