Karaoké Online Brad Paisley

I work down at the Pizza Pit and I drive an old Hyundai

I still live with my mom and dad

I'm five foot three and overweight

I'm a scifi fanatic a mild asthmatic

I've never been to second base

But there's whole nother me that you need to see go check out MySpace

'Cos online I'm out in Hollywood

I'm six foot five and

I look damn good

I drive a Maserati

I'm a black belt in karate

And I love a good glass of wine

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious

I tell them I don't want nothing serious

'Cos even on a slow day

I can have a three way

Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online so much cooler online

When I get home

I kiss my mom

And she fixes me a snack

And I head down to my basement bedroom and fire up my Mac

In real life the only time I've ever even been to LA

Is when I got the chance with the marching band

To play tuba in the Rose Parade

But online I live in Malibu

I pose for Calvin Klein

I've been in GQ

I'm single and I'm rich

And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious

I tell them I don't want nothing serious

'Cos even on a slow day

I could have a three way

Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online yeah I'm cooler online

When you got my kind of stats it's hard to get a date let alone a real girlfriend

But I grow another foot and

I lose a bunch of weight every time I login

Online I'm out in Hollywood

I'm six foot five and

I look damn good

Even on a slow day

I could have a three way

Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online yeah I'm cooler online

I'm so much cooler online yeah I'm cooler

Hey I'm cooler online yeah I will see ya online hey I'm cooler online