Karaoké Been There, Drunk That Brady Seals

I've been the first in line when they hollered last call

Been tossed out the door thanks to alcohol

Got some ugly purple bruises beyond belief

From porcelain prayin' down on my knees

Set 'em all up put 'em on the table

I can tell you what it is without lookin' at the label

I been there drunk that

Top shelf low shelf help yourself

To what Jack's got cookin' out back

Cheap wine Cognac ate the worm in the tequila

Drained 'em dry of margaritas and depleted every brand

Of six pack

No thanks Joe I've been down that road been there drunk that

I've had rot gut whiskey with a bunch of rednecks

Sniffed the corks from the bottles of Napa's best

Beat a bunch of Phi Beta's in a game of beer pong

Emptied a tailgate keg and I was still goin' strong

Bellied up on bourbon street withstood a hurricane

Sucked some body shots in Cabo off of what's her name

I been there drunk that

Top shelf low shelf help yourself to what Jack's got

Cookin' out back cheap wine Cognac

Ate the worm in the tequila drained 'em dry of Margaritas

And depleted every brand of six pack

No thanks Joe I've been down that road

Been there drunk that whoa, that's right

Set 'em all up put 'em on the table

I can tell you what it is without lookin' at the label

I been there drunk that top shelf low shelf

Help yourself to what Jack's got

Cookin' out back cheap wine Cognac

Ate the worm in the tequila drained 'em dry of margaritas

And depleted every brand of six pack

Yeah I've had my share

I don't need no more

If they passed out drinkin' metals

Mine would have been gold so no thanks Joe I've been

Down that road been there drunk that

I got's to go

Don't need no more Joe