Karaoké Crazy Women Brandy Clark

Who'd-a guessed that Aquanette

Could start a fire with a single cigarette

She wasn't drunk she wasn't stoned

Just sick and tired of wonderin' when he was coming home

She drove around she found his car

They heard a boom from in the bar

He called the cops she called his bluff

They hauled her off in high heels and handcuffs

Crazy women ex-wives and old girlfriends keep their crazy hidden

'Till they're pushed off the deep end

God forgive them no they weren't born like this

No crazy women are made by crazy men

He told his friends she was depressed

Borderline bi-polar a bitch with PMS

He cheats and lies and then plays the victim

He don't know why they always seem to pick him

Crazy women ex-wives and old girlfriends keep their crazy hidden

'Till they're pushed off the deep end

God forgive them no they weren't born like this

No crazy women are made by crazy men

Some take a pistol some take an axe

Boy if you feel the fire you better bet she's got a match

Might be the teacher just down the street

The hairdresser or the housewife or the waitress that's so sweet

You won't see it when you meet 'em

So be careful how you treat 'em

She might look just like me

Crazy women ex-wives and old girlfriends we keep our crazy hidden

'Till we're pushed off the deep end

God forgive us no we weren't born like this

No crazy women are made by crazy men

Yeah crazy women are made by crazy men