Karaoké Rock and Roll Honky Tonk Ramblin' Man Bruce Robison

One, two, one

Well I always had a hell hound hot on my trail

Started drinkin' double and I wound up in jail

Called my attorney at a quarter to five

He said son you oughta never ever drink when you drive

Hey there Mister lawyer you don't understand

I'm just a rock and roll honky tonk ramblin' man

Drive a big Cadillac convertible car

Cash my unemployment check and head to the bar

Order me a double and a pitcher of beer

Yeah if that's my wife callin'

I ain't here

Hey there Mister tender

I know you understand

I'm just a rock and roll honky tonk ramblin' man

Well my doctor says

I gotta start settlin' down

Stop my honky tonkin' and a runnin' around

I said thank you very much for those encouragin' words

Yes, when I'm dead hell he done what he could

Hey there Mister doctor you don't understand

I'm just a rock and roll honky tonk ramblin' man

Well I always had a hell hound hot on my trail

Started drinkin' double and I wound up in jail

Called my attorney at a quarter to five

He said son you oughta never ever drink when you drive

Hey there Mister lawyer you don't understand

I'm just a rock and roll honky tonk ramblin' man

Tell me can you dig a man playin' in a band

I'm just a rock and roll honky tonk ramblin' man