Karaoké Blinded by the Light Bruce Springsteen

Madman drummers, bummers and Indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat

In the dumps with the mumps as the adolescent pumps his way into his hat

With a boulder on my shoulder

Feelin' kinda older I tripped the merry-go-round

With this very unpleasin' sneezin' and wheezin' the calliope crashed to the ground

Some all-hot half-shot was headin' for the hot spot

Snappin' his fingers

Clappin' his hands

And some fleshpot mascot was tied into a lover's knot with a whatnot in her hand

And now young Scott with a slingshot finally found a tender spot and throws his lover in the sand

And some bloodshot forget-me-not whispers Daddy's within earshot

Save the buckshot

Turn up the band

And she was blinded by the light

Oh cut loose like a deuce

Another runner in the night

Blinded by the light

She got down but she never got tight

But she'll make it alright

Some brimstone baritone anti-cyclone rollin' stone preacher from the east

He says Dethrone the dictaphone

Hit it in its funny bone

That's where they expect it least

And some new-mown chaperone was standin' in the corner all alone watchin' the young girls dance

And some fresh-sown moonstone was messin' with his frozen zone to remind him of the feelin' of romance

Yeah he was blinded by the light

Oh cut loose like a deuce

Another runner in the night

Blinded by the light

He got down but he never got tight

But he's gonna make it tonight

Some silicone sister with her manager's mister told me I got what it takes

She said I'll turn you on sonny to somethin' strong if you play that song with the funky break

And go-cart Mozart was checkin' out the weather chart to see if it was safe to go outside

And little Early-Pearly came by in her curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride

Oh some hazard from Harvard was skunked on beer

Playin' backyard bombardier

Yes and Scotland Yard was tryin' hard

They sent some dude with a callin' card

He said Do what you like but don't do it here

Well I jumped up, turned around

Spit in the air, fell on the ground

Asked him which was the way back home

He said Take a right at the light

Keep goin' straight until night and then boys you're all on your own

And now in Zanzibar a shootin' star was ridin' in a side car

Hummin' a lunar tune

Yes and the avatar said

Blow the bar but first remove the cookie jar

We're gonna teach those boys to laugh too soon

And some kidnapped handicap was complainin' that he caught the clap

From some mousetrap he bought last night

Well I unsnapped his skull cap and between his ears

I saw a gap and figured he'd be alright

He was just blinded by the light

Cut loose like a deuce

Another runner in the night

Blinded by the light

Mama always told me not to look into the sights of the sun

Woah but mama that's where the fun is

Ooh yeah

Oh mama

Oh mama

Oh mama

I was blinded by the light

I was blinded by the light

I was blinded by the light

I was blinded by the light

I was blinded

I was blinded yeah