Karaoké The Scotsman (live) Bryan Bowers

Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evenin' fair

One could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share

He fumbled 'round until he could no longer keep his feet

Then he stumbled off into the grass asleep beside the street

Ring ding diddle little la dih oh

Ring die diddly ay oh

He stumbled off into the grass asleep beside the street

'Bout that time two young and lovely girls just happened by

One says to the other with a twinkle in her eye

See yon sleepin' Scotsman so strong and handsome built

I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt

Ring ding diddle little la dih oh

Ring die diddly ay oh

I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt

They crept up on that sleepin'

Scotsman quiet as could be

Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see

And there behold for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt was nothin' more than God had graced him with upon his birth

Ring ding diddle little la dih oh

Ring die diddly ay oh

Was nothin' more than God had graced him with upon his birth

They marveled for a moment then one said We must be gone

Let's leave a present for our friend before we move along

As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow around the bonnie star the Scot's kilt did lift and show

Ring ding diddle little la dih oh

Ring die diddly ay oh

Around the bonnie star the Scot's kilt did lift and show

Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards the trees

Behind a bush he lift his kilt and gawks at what he sees

And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes

Ah lad I don't know where you've been but I see you won first prize

Ring ding diddle little la dih oh

Ring die diddly ay oh

Ah lad I don't know where you've been but I see you won first prize