Karaoké I'll Never Tell Buffy contre les vampires

This is the man that I plan to entangle

Isn't he fine

My claim to fame was to maim and to mangle

Vengeance was mine

But I'm out of the biz

The name I made

I'll trade for his

The only trouble is

I'll never tell

She is the one

She's such wonderful fun

Such passion and grace

Warm in the night when I'm right in her tight embrace, tight embrace

I'll never let her go

The love we've known can only grow

There's just one thing that

No

I'll never tell

'Cos there's nothing to tell

'Cos there's nothing to tell

He snores

She wheezes

She eats these skeezy cheeses

Say Housework and he freezes that I can't describe

I talk, he breezes

His penis got diseases

She doesn't know what Please is from a Chumash tribe

The vibe gets kind of scary

The vibe gets kind of scary like she thinks I'm ordinary

Like it's all just temporary

Like her toes are kind of hairy

But it's all very well

But it's all very well 'cos God knows I'll never tell 'cos God knows I'll never tell

When things get rough he just hides behind his Buffy

Now look he's getting huffy 'cos he knows that I know

She clings

She's needy

She's also really greedy

His eyes are beady

She never

This is my verse hello

She

Look at me

I'm dancing crazy

You know

You know you're quite the charmer

My knight in armor

You're the cutest of the Scoobies with your lips as red as rubies

And your firm yet supple tight embrace

He's swell

She's sweller

That's why I'll never tell her

He'll always be my feller that I'm petrified

I've read this tale

There's wedding then betrayal

I know there'll come the day

I'll want to run and hide

I lied

I lied

I said it's easy

I said it's easy

I've tried but there's these fears

I've tried but there's these fears

I can't quell

I can't quell

Is she looking for a pot of gold

Will I look good when

I've gotten old

Will our lives become too stressful if I'm never that successful

Will I get so worn and wrinkly that I look like David Brinkley

Am I crazy

Am I dreaming

We can really raise the beam in

Am I marrying a demon

We can really raise the beam in

Making marriage a hell

Making marriage a hell

So thank God I'll never tell

So thank God I'll never tell

I swear that I'll never tell

I swear that I'll never tell

My lips are sealed

I take the Fifth

Nothing to see

Move it along

I'll never

I'll never tell tell