Karaoké 2 Bed, 2 Bath (and a Ghost) Bug Hunter

The old man next door says his house is haunted he says a ghost keeps him awake

I think he's having a hard time to be honest since his darling passed away

But he fears that a phantom has finally found him some nemesis that never quit holding a grudge

The old man next door says his house is haunted it's best to be upfront with some tough love

I said Robert I'm so sorry your house ain't haunted you're just not used to bein' alone

Robert all the creaks and shifts are just the sounds you missed

When you shared your home he says no, no, no, no, no, no

No, no

I've had some close calls with falling items

I'm duckin' picture frames and dinner plates and all

All my daily meds

I can never find 'em they're put in places that I never would've done

And the furniture shifts and it caused me to trip

I wake up with my pillow on my face every night

It sounds silly but this house is tryin' to kill me

Will you come see just stay with me just stay with me one time

I said Robert I'm so sorry your house ain't haunted you're just not used to bein' alone

Robert all the shifts and creaks are just the signs of grief

Now you're living on your own but okay

I'll go

I can't help but feel absurd because nothing that I've heard from the downstairs room

Is of paranormal origin it's four am this poor old man is just confused

But wait

I hear footsteps on the stairs they're gettin' louder and louder

Above me they're stomping

I pray it's just Robert until I hear him scream my name

Neighbor guy

And I go running up the stairs jumping three at a time and I'm fully unprepared for the terrors I will find

I burst into the room and by the light of the moon it's a ghost as real as both me and you

It wasn't the butler that he sacked without 'cos or that surly groundskeeper or that mafia boss

Or his old business partner that he stabbed in the back or the ghost of Christmas Future

Present or Past

And it wasn't the guy from the mishap at the zoo or that other guy from the other mishap at the zoo

No, of all the spooky specters

Robert wronged in his life

Uuh the ghost floating between us was his darling dead wife

And she said

Robert, I'm so sorry didn't mean to scare you

I'm just not used to bein' alone

Robert, ya see death's a one way street and I can't find my way back home

Robert, I figured

I'd just come getcha

I thought a haunting might do the trick

Robert, I'm sorry

I thought it'd be easier

I don't remember you bein' this quick

The old house next door's got a sign out front now a for sale sign tied to a post

So, attention shoppers you can make an offer on a two bed two bath and a ghost