Karaoké Long John Blues Burlesque (Megan Mullally)

I've got a dentist who's over seven feet tall

Ooh I've got a dentist baby

The man is over seven feet tall

His name is doctor Long John and he answers

Every call

You know

I went to Long John's office

I said

Doctor the pain is killin' me

Ooh I went to Long John's office

I said

Doctor the pain is killin' me

He said

Don't worry baby

It's just your cavity

Needs a little fillin'

He took out his trusty drill

Told me to open wide

He said it wouldn't hurt me then he filled my hole inside

Oh Jesus Long John

Don't you never go away

'Cos you thrill me when you drill me

And I don't need no Novocaine today

Oh

When he got done drillin' he said

Oh baby that is gonna cost you

Ten

See now I would've thought it would be more like twelve

Twelve and a half

Wooh wooh ooh

When he got done drillin' he said

Oh sweet mama that is goin' to cost you

Ten

But if that ever starts in throbbin' come back and see old Long John

Again and again and again and again and again

Again

Hmm

Girl you know I will