Karaoké Money Buy Drugs (Interlude) Cal Scruby

I hate the internet

Ugh me too

Got a new plug

My other guy sucks

Barely got a buzz off twenty-five bucks

Dropped two hundred

I got too much and I got too fried

I'm sunny side up

Got your dad doin' blow off my ass

Got your mom tryna suck on my nuts

Don't tell me money don't buy happiness when it so happen that money buy drugs

Therefore by the transitive property

Shhh when I'm fucked up don't talk to me

I feel like it's a bunch of lil' bugs on top of me

Help me

I can't get 'em off of me

I can't move t'm stuck in a sofa

Then stuck in a room where the walls get closer

Next time you tryna fuckin' me over

I'll put you in a bath with a plugged in toaster

It's too late

No one can stop me

Hey Siri

How do you get rid of a body

Chop it up

Do a little bit of Karate

I'm doin' ninety and it sittin' in the bag ridin' shotty

Such a good boy when I was eighteen but I smoked alcohol and drank weed

And now my brain turned into baked beans

Don't be like me

Kids I'm fried

Fried, fried, fried

Fried

Got a new plug

My other guy sucks

Barely got a buzz off twenty-five bucks

Dropped two hundred

I got too much and I got too fried

I'm sunny side up

Got your dad doin' blow off my ass

Got your mom tryna suck on my nuts

Don't tell me money don't buy happiness when it so happen that money buy drugs

I feel obligated to say this

Kids don't do drugs

Drugs are dangerous

The brain can change in ways I can't explain

But it feel like I'm stuck in a simulation

Two sedatives for the euthanasia

The voice in my head got too persuasive

The flu contagious

Everybody dead except a couple rich white dudes in spaceships

Ding ding, time is up

The world is endin'

The climate sucks

I'm high and drunk

Drivin' a Cybertruck

The AI talkin' to me like it's tryna fuck

Fuck me

Such a good boy when I was eighteen but I smoked alcohol and drank weed

And now my brain turned into baked beans

Don't be like me

Kids I'm fried

Fried, fried, fried

Fried

Got a new plug

My other guy sucks

Barely got a buzz off twenty-five bucks

Dropped two hundred

I got too much and I got too fried

I'm sunny side up

Got your dad doin' blow off my ass

Got your mom tryna suck on my nuts

Don't tell me money don't buy happiness when it so happen that money buy dru-