Karaoké I Can Do Without You La Blonde du Far-West (Doris Day & Howard Keel)

In the summer you're the winter

In the finger you're the splinter

In the banquet you're the stew say, I could do without you

In the garden, you're the gopher in the Levi's you're the loafer

Like an overturned canoe well, I could do without you

You can go to Philadelphia take a hack to Hackensack

Hey

I'll never ring a bell fer yer

Or yell fer yer to come back

In the question you're the why in the ointment you're the fly

Though I know somethings are indefensible like a buck or two

If there's one thing

I can do without

I can do without you

In the barrel you're a pickle in the goldmine you're a nickel

You're the tack inside my shoe yes, I can do without you

Huh, in my bosom you're a dagger

You're a mangy carpetbagger in the theatre you're the boo

I can do without you

You got charms they ain't bewitchin' me

You got a face no one would paint

I got the darndest itch in me to be wherever you ain't

In the bullfrog you're the croak

In the forest, poison oak

Though I know somethings are necessary

My half-pint buckaroo

If there's one thing

I can do without

I can do without

You're a knothead

You're a faker

You're a bonehead troublemaker

I can do without you

I can do without you