Karaoké Just Blew in from the Windy City La Blonde du Far-West

I just blew in from the windy city

The windy city is mighty purty

But they ain't got what we got

No sirree

They've got shacks up to seven stories

Never see any morning glories but a step from our doorway

We got 'em for free

And they've got those minstrel shows

Purty ladies in the big chapeaux

Private lawns, public parks

For the sake of civic virtue they've got fountains there that squirt you

I just blew in from the windy city

The windy city is mighty purty

But they ain't got what we got

I'm tellin' ya boys

We got more life in

Deadwood City than in all of Illinois

You should-a seen me a-winder shoppin'

A-winder shoppin' with eyes a-poppin'

At the sights that you see there

Yes sirree

Press a bell and a moment later up you go in an elevator just as fast as a polecat a-climbin' a tree

I heard claim hundreds came to a thing they call a baseball game

Cigar stores, revolving doors

They've got new inventions coming 'stead of outdoor indoor plumbing

I just blew in from the windy city

The windy city is mighty purty

But they ain't got what we got

I'm tellin' ya boys

I ain't a-swappin' half of Deadwood for the whole of Illinois