Karaoké Open Wide Calvin Harris & Big Sean

Lookin' at your last text damn did you even really mean it?

Did you even look through it did you even read it?

I been breakin' up with girls since I was fifteeen

It's the only thing that hasn't got easier

A rubber is the only thing that ever came between us

God damn now look at everything in between us

I mean I'm sayin'

I got more liquor more ladies more drugs and no cases

With jobs and no babies

I hope no phone's taping if so you gon' hate me

When you see me standing on the couches turnin' clubs into houses

Water to champagne fountains turn flat chests into mountains

And ooh I love that ass but I hate that fucking outfit

I'm taking off her blouses while she taking off my trousers

That's just a couple more problems to add to the couples' counselin'

Open that shit wide let me see how big your mouth is

Goin' hard 'till I OD

I'm the newest version of the old me

All my exes are on me wishin' they could X and O me

I'm on the edge and

I'm hangin' all off

On the ledge and we danglin' off

And if I let go I won't fall off if we set a wedding date don't call off

Bartender I call the shots we call for shots y'all call the cops

Sometimes drinks speak louder than words do

Body language speaks louder than verbal

And we standing on the couches turnin' clubs into houses

Water to champagne fountains turn flat chests into mountains

And ooh I love that ass but I hate that fucking outfit

I'm taking off her blouses while she taking off my trousers

That's just a couple more problems to add to the couples' counselin'

Open that shit wide let me see how big your mouth is