Karaoké Country Ain't Never Been Pretty Cam

Her high heels on the red carpet

Her perfect hair blowing in the wind

With her designer jeans and fake eyelashes

Crooning thanks y'all to the crowd between the flashes

She may be singing 'bout the country and putting out the hits

But those boots sure never stepped in horseshit

So thank God she lives in the city

'Cos country ain't never been pretty

You hear the rooster crow at the crack of dawn

And you've already been at it for hours

You're thankful there's no cameras 'cos you make an awful face

That first sit in the cold tractor seat just can't be done with grace

'Stead of hairspray and curls you've got hay and dirt

Slammed your unpainted nails in a barn door

But it's alright to look kind of shitty

'Cos country ain't never been pretty

It's as simple as it seems who needs brand-name jeans?

Your man's hands are gonna cover the label anyways

Ooh country ain't never been pretty and that's alright

'Cos if your head's on straight your hair will be fine

You might not get it at first but you'll come around

And see your legs look great with both feet on the ground all right

Please stop me if you get it already country ain't never been pretty

You can spend eight hours at the gym every day

But then who would bail the hay?

You can iron your shirt and polish your boots

Then you may as well go put on a suit

The glitter and glamor the fortune and fame

The sugar-free soy vanilla lattes

Leave all that to the folks in the city

'Cos country ain't never been pretty

It's easier than you think just buy a round of drinks

Beer goggles are cheaper than Gucci glasses anyway

Ooh country ain't never been pretty and that's alright

'Cos if your head's on straight your hair will be fine

You might not get it at first but you'll come around

And see your legs look great with both feet on the ground all right

Please stop me if you get it already

If you've heard anything

I've said in this ditty

I'll say it plain I'm not trying to be witty country ain't never been pretty