Karaoké Bad Apple Cameron Whitcomb

If I like it I'm in trouble

If I love it I'm dead

Why does everything fun put a gun to my

If it thrills me it'll kill me

Put me six feet deep

If the apple's so bad why's it taste so sweet

I went cocaine to Cola straight to bottled water

I went diesel to electric but the globe is gettin' hotter

I can't even watch porn 'cos it's bad for my wrist

And if liquor's so evil why's it stoppin' the twitch

I went dairy to almonds straight to bein' vegan 'cos they told me it was murder and I don't like the beefin'

I can't even shop at Walmart 'cos they're callin' 'em crooks and I would love to read about it but they're bannin' the books

If I like it I'm in trouble

If I love it I'm dead

Why does everything fun put a gun to my head

If it thrills me it'll kill me

Put me six feet deep

If the apple's so bad why's it taste so sweet

If I like it I'm in trouble

If I love it I'm dead

Why do all the best drugs leave me shakin' in bed

If it thrills me it'll kill me

Put me six feet deep

If the apple's so bad why's it taste so sweet

Woah

Taste so sweet

Went from stripper to girlfriend straight to bein' single

Now my mom is disappointed

Set me up on Christian Mingle

Video games are killin' my brain cells

All the fun jobs don't even pay well, shit

Okay

The internet says we're fucked anyway

If I like it I'm in trouble

If I love it I'm dead

Why does everything fun put a gun to my head

If it thrills me it'll kill me

Put me six feet deep

If the apple's so bad why's it taste so sweet

If I like it I'm in trouble

If I love it I'm dead

Why do all the best drugs leave me shakin' in bed

If it thrills me it'll kill me

Put me six feet deep

If the apple's so bad why's it taste so sweet

Woah

Taste so sweet

If I like it I'm in trouble

If I love it I'm dead

Why do all the best drugs keep on killin' my friends

If it thrills me it'll kill me

Put me six feet deep

If the apple's so bad why's it taste so sweet