Karaoké Stretchy Pants Carrie Underwood

Is anybody hungry?

Hungry

Hmm

Time to celebrate the season

Haven't eaten all day

My, my tummy is growlin' 'cos I've been savin' up space

I've got my place at the table

Can't fit no more on my plate

I've got my fork in my hand ready to stuff my face

So bring on the turkey potatoes, casserole dishes

'Cos I ain't messin' around with them buttoned up britches

You got them skinny jeans on

Girl I feel sorry for you 'cos I just tried everything and I'm goin' back for round two

I got my stretchy pants on

I got my stretchy pants on

Spandex and Lycra

You better work it for me 'cos I'm about to expand this band of elasticity

I got my stretchy pants on

I got my stretchy pants on

Ask me where I got 'em

Amazon at my door

And if I wear this pair out

I'm gonna buy me some more

I got leftovers waitin' in the fridge for repeatin'

Give me a nap and an hour you know they gonna get eaten

So bring on the turkey potatoes, casserole dishes

'Cos I ain't messin' around with them buttoned up britches

Can't get my skinny jeans on but don't feel sorry for me 'cos I just tried everything and

I'm goin' back for round three

I got my stretchy pants on

I got my stretchy pants on

Hey

Spandex and Lycra

You better work it for me 'cos I'm about to expand this band of elasticity

I got my stretchy pants on

I got my stretchy pants on

Fruitcake

Ambrosia

Aunt Bertha's 'nana puddin' with a cherry on top

Cookies

Oh gingerbread

Guzzle down some egg nog even though I'm 'bout to pop

I got my stretchy pants on

Oh, I got my stretchy pants on

So bring on the turkey potatoes, casserole dishes

'Cos I ain't messin' around with them buttoned up britches

And when you think that I'm done and I'm laid out on the floor

No no no don't let me fool ya

I got some room for some more

With my stretchy pants on

I got my stretchy pants on

Oh oh oh

My stretchy pants on

Mmh

I got my stretchy pants on y'all

Santa ain't got nothin' on me

Ha ha ha ha