Karaoké White Trash Story Casey Donahew

My best friend Junior

Well he lives two trailers down

And his wife Marylou

She runs the Cabaret in town

And they've got two kids but they don't look like him

He's a tractor tech

He's a redneck

Now he's gettin' drunk again

I'm talkin' 'bout the good times drinkin' down the bad

And tryin' to remember all those crazy nights that we had

But now I'm empty but I'm not sad

Talkin' 'bout the good times and drinkin' down the bad

Miss Sara Ann Bakersmith

She was my girlfriend

I took her top off for the first time at the drive-in

You know those had to be the coolest things I'd seen

She was passed around like a bottle of Crown but she was always sweet to me

I'm talkin' 'bout the good times drinkin' down the bad

And tryin' to remember all those crazy nights that we had

But now I'm empty but I'm not sad

Talkin' 'bout the good times and drinkin' down the bad

And now Junior's Junior's kid

You know they call him

The Deuce

And his grandma

She drinks vodka in her orange juice

She sells pot to kids and she just got out of jail

Junior had to sell his new Jon boat just to help to raise the bail

I'm talkin' 'bout the good times drinkin' down the bad

And tryin' to remember all those crazy nights that we had

But now I'm empty but I'm not sad

Talkin' 'bout the good times and drinkin' down the bad

And now my name's Carl Wayne and I've had two DUI's

And three years ago they took my license

I don't drive

But these boots can get me there 'cos I live just down the street

And it's a last call

It's too far to crawl

Now help me to my feet

I'm talkin' 'bout the good times drinkin' down the bad

And tryin' to remember all those crazy nights that we had

But now I'm empty but I'm not sad

Talkin' 'bout the good times and drinkin' down the bad

Just talkin' 'bout the good times and drinkin' down the bad

Well I'm talkin' bout the good times