Karaoké Mr. Mistoffelees Cats (comédie musicale)

You ought to ask Mister Mistoffelees the original Conjuring Cat

The greatest magicians have something to learn from Mister Mistoffelees's conjuring turn

And we all say, oh well

I never was there ever a cat so clever as magical

Mister Mistoffelees

He's quiet, he's small he's black from the ears to the tip of his tail

He can creep through the tiniest crack

He can walk on the narrowest rail

He can pick any card from a pack

He is equally cunning with dice

He is always decieving you into believing that he's only hunting for mice

He can play any trick oh with a cork or a spoon and a bit of fish paste

And if you look for a knife or a fork

And you think it is merely misplaced

You have seen it one moment, then it is gone

You find it next week lying out on the lawn

And we all say, oh well

I never was there ever a cat so clever as magical

Mister Mistoffelees

Oh well I never was there ever a cat so clever as magical

Mister Mistoffelees

Oh well I never was there ever a cat so clever as magical

Mister Mistoffelees

Oh well I never was there ever a cat so clever as magical

Mister Mistoffelees

My manner is vague and aloof you would think there was nobody shyer

But my voice has been heard on the roof

When I was curled up by the fire

And I've sometimes been heard by the fire when I was about on the roof

At least they all heard that somebody purred which is uncontestable proof

Of my singular magical powers

And I've known the family to call

Me in from the garden for hours when I was asleep in the hall

And not long ago this phenomenal cat produced seven kittens right out of a hat

And we all say, oh well

I never was there ever a cat so clever as magical

Mister Mistoffelees

Oh well I never was there ever a cat so clever as magical

Mister Mistoffelees

And not long ago this phenomenal cat produced seven kittens right out of a hat

And we all say, oh well

I never was there ever a cat so clever as magical

Mister Mistoffelees

Oh well I never was there ever a cat so clever as magical

Mister Mistoffelees

Oh well I never was there ever a cat so clever as magical

Mister Mistoffelees

Oh well I never was there ever a cat so clever as magical

Mister Mistoffelees

Oh well I never was there ever a cat so clever as magical

Mister Mistoffelees

Oh well I never was there ever a cat so clever as magical

Mister Mistoffelees

Ladies and gentlemen

I give you the magical

Mister Mistoffelees