Karaoké The Laughing Policeman Charles Penrose

I know a fat old policeman he's always on our street

A fat and jolly red-faced man he really is a treat

He's too kind for a policeman he's never known to frown

And everybody says he is the happiest man in town

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

Hoo, hoo, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

He laughs upon point duty he laughs upon his beat

He laughs at everybody when he's walking in the street

He never can stop laughing he says he's never tried

But once he did arrest a man and laughed until he cried

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

Hoo, hoo, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

His jolly face is wrinkled and then he shut his eyes

He opened his great mouth it was a wonderous size

He said I must arrest you he didn't know what for

And then he started laughing until he cracked his jaw

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

Hoo, hoo, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

So if you chance to meet him when walking 'round the town

Just shake him by his fat old hand and give him half a crown

His eyes will beam and sparkle he'll gurgle with delight

And then you'll start him laughing with all his blessed might

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

Hoo, hoo, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha