Karaoké The Sideboard Song (Got My Beer In The Sideboard Here) Chas & Dave

Mother phoned up last night

She was goin' spare

She was in a temper

Pullin' out her hair

Your sister's courtin' a scruffy lookin' Ted

Father don't give a monkey's and this is what he said

I don't care, I don't care

I don't care, I don't care

I don't care

I don't care if he comes 'round here if he comes 'round here

I got my beer in the sideboard there

I got my beer in the sideboard there

Let mother sort it out if he comes 'round here

Let mother sort it out if he comes 'round here

I said to me mother

Let me have a talk to dad

So he comes to the telephone

He wasn't half mad

Says She's got no sense the silly little cow and if he comes 'round here there's gonna be a row

I don't care, I don't care

I don't care

I don't care, I don't care

I don't care if he comes 'round here if he comes 'round here

I got my beer in the sideboard there

I got my beer in the sideboard there

Let mother sort it out if he comes 'round here

Let mother sort it out if he comes 'round here

I'll tell you somethin' else an' all

He's never got a job

He hangs around the bettin' shop the lazy little yob

Mother says Calm down dad

He's alright

They're out there snoggin' in the passage all night

I don't care, I don't care

I don't care

I don't care, I don't care

I don't care if he comes 'round here if he comes 'round here

I got my beer in the sideboard there

I got my beer in the sideboard there

Let mother sort it out if he comes 'round here

Let mother sort it out if he comes 'round here

If he comes 'round here

I got my beer

I got my beer

Let mother sort it out

Let mother sort it out in the sideboard there in the sideboard there

Got my beer

Let mother sort it out

Got my beer

Let mother sort it out

I don't care if he comes 'round here

I don't care if he comes 'round here

Think he was a tramp with a stubble on his chin

He looks like somethin' that the cats brought in

Never got no money

Smokes all my fags

Got a hole in his soles and he's hangin' in rags

On top of that he says

I tell you why I got the hump

She had a skinny little belly

Now it's stickin' out the front

There's nothin' seems to fit her

She's a-runnin' out of clothes

If he thinks he's takin' liberties

I'll punch him on the nose

But I don't care, I don't care

I don't care

I don't care, I don't care

I don't care if he comes 'round here if he comes 'round here

I got my beer in the sideboard there

I got my beer in the sideboard there

Let mother sort it out if he comes 'round here

Let mother sort it out if he comes 'round here

If he comes 'round here

I got my beer

I got my beer

Let mother sort it out

Let mother sort it out in the sideboard there in the sideboard there

Got my beer

Let mother sort it out

Got my beer

Let mother sort it out

I don't care if he comes 'round here

I don't care if he comes 'round here

If he comes 'round here

I got my beer

I don't care, I don't care

I don't care

Let mother sort it out in the sideboard there if he comes 'round here

Got my beer

Let mother sort it out

I got my beer in the sideboard there

Let mother sort it out if he comes 'round here

I don't care if he comes 'round here

If he comes 'round here

I got my beer

I don't care, I don't care

I don't care

Let mother sort it out in the sideboard there if he comes 'round here

Got my beer

Let mother sort it out

Sideboard here, I got my beer

Let mother sort it out

I don't care if he comes 'round here if he comes 'round here

I don't care, I don't care

I don't care

I don't care, I don't care

I don't care if he comes 'round here if he comes 'round here

I got my beer in the sideboard there

I got my beer in the sideboard there

Let mother sort it out if he comes 'round here

Let mother sort it out if he comes 'round here

If he comes 'round here

I got my beer

I got my beer

Let mother sort it out

Let mother sort it out in the sideboard there in the sideboard there

Got my beer

Let mother sort it out

Got my beer

Let mother sort it out

I don't care if he comes 'round here

I don't care if he comes 'round here

If he comes 'round here

I got my beer

I don't care, I don't care

I don't care

Let mother sort it out in the sideboard there if he comes 'round here

Got my beer

Let mother sort it out

I got my beer in the sideboard there

Let mother sort it out if he comes 'round here

I don't care if he comes 'round here

I don't care, I don't care

I don't care

I don't care, I don't care

I don't care if he comes 'round here if he comes 'round here

I got my beer in the sideboard there

I got my beer in the sideboard there

Let mother sort it out if he comes 'round here

Let mother sort it out if he comes 'round here

If he comes 'round here

I got my beer

If he comes 'round here

I got my beer

Let mother sort it out in the sideboard there

Let mother sort it out in the sideboard there

I got my beer

Let mother sort it out

Got my beer

Let mother sort it out

I don't care if he comes 'round here

I don't care if he comes 'round here

I don't care, I don't care

I don't care

If he comes 'round here if he comes 'round here

I don't care

Things up fizzy boop my beer

I got my beer

Things up my beer

I don't care in the sideboard there if he comes 'round here