Karaoké Hitz Chase & Status & Tinie Tempah

I make hitz not the public

I tell the DJs what to play

Understand?

Uh, uh, bah bah black sheep rock star rap G

Make enough dough to own a black card that's deep

I've been getting real fucking friendly with the banks man

And I don't mean

Phil Carlton Hilary or Ashley

Papz see me up in the vicinity and flash me

I'm the definition of definitive and catchy

The only thing that's bigger quicker slicker

More black and more uppper

London is a taxi

Bitch I'm so sick I need a mother fucking vaccine

Pinky ring shine like some mother fucking vaseline

Centre of attention like a Bang and Olufsen

HD scratch in vision for a flat screen

The only ever time I see you niggers on kiss is like two A.M. or when you go to pucker up

Nought to sixty in four babe you need to buckle up

All my women so zoo all my women so nuts

So raw and uncut no fucking edits

She won't even get a hype she made no fucking effort

And all you silly singers and you ring tone rappers

Like school dinner curries don't fucking get it

My car is unleaded got a yard with a terrace

She called me chauvinistic but she can't even spell it

I don't wanna hear another nigga say you fly

If you ain't never been on business class on the Emirates

I'm a racket I'm tennis

I'm Dennis I'm a menace

Call me Rob Pattinson I got a lot of niggas jealous

I'm a Mentos mint in a can of Doctor Pepper

That's tick tick tick tick boom to you fellas

It's so important that your mighty Nigella

Ain't lipsin' if her name ain't Remi or Stella

Got a big bag of tricks and Mary Poppin's umbrella 'cos we're 'bout to rain on them like London weather