Karaoké Born In East L.A. (Parodie de Born in the USA) Cheech & Chong

Took a walk to the corner store

Just to buy a loaf of bread and a box of s'mores

Up pulled a guy in a yellow van

Shiny gold badge flashing in his hand he said

Alright all you mojados down here

I want you all to hit the floor

I got one thing to ask you and nothing more

So answer in English if you can

Where were ya born man

Hu, where was I born

That's right I said where were ya born

Hey are you one of those dudes who do horoscopes man

Hey I'm a cancer with

Look here el fago a bad moon rising watch my lips

Where were ya born

I was born in east L.A. man I was born in east L.A.

Oh yeah you were born in east L.A.

Let's see your green card uh

Green card

I'm from east L.A.

Alright then who's president of the United States

Oh that's easy man that guy that used to be on

Death Valley Days uh John Wayne

Alright let's go come on

Next thing I know

I'm in a foreign land

People talkin' so fast

I couldn't understand

There was nobody there to lend a helping hand

I was cold it was dark where is a burger stand

I want to go back to east L.A.

I wish I was back in east L.A.

I don't belong here in downtown TJ

'Cos I was born in east L.A. ole

I crawled under barbed wire swam across a stream

Rode in six different trucks packed like a sardine

Walked all day in the burning sun

Now I know what it's like to be born to run

Up ahead was the promised land

Shining like a star just beyond my hand

All I could see was a golden door

I looked up a sign said five billion sold

And I was back in east L.A.

Yes I was back in east L.A.

You know I'm never gonna stray

'Cos I was born in east L.A. oh lah leh

I'm a low rider rocker

I'm from east L.A. we like this

East L.A. oh lah leh

Is there no doubts and it's a chevrolet ooh sah leh

What I say east L.A. ah lah leh

Solo strip broke loh doh wah doh

Sing this

Radio palama, mah lah leh

I'm a low rider rocker from uh Malawi

I was born I was born in east L.A. what you say

East L.A.

Don't be late

Brr eeh whose are they

Brrr ah ah ah ah ah

Oh lah leh

I'm from east L.A. what I say

East L.A.

Ooh ooh ooh ooh, ooh, ooh

East L.A.