Karaoké Earache My Eye Cheech & Chong

My momma talkin' to me try to tell me how to live

But I don't listen to her 'cos my head is like a sieve

My daddy, he disowned me 'cos I wear my sisters clothes

He caught me in the bathroom with a pair of pantyhose

My basketball coach, he done kicked me off the team for wearin' high heel-sneakers and actin' like a queen

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

The world's comin' to an end

I don't even care

As long as I can have a Limo and my orange hair

And it don't bother me if people think I'm funny

'Cos I'm a big rock star and I make a lots of money

Money, money, money

Money, money, money money, money, money money, money, money

Aah

I am so bloody rich

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

I own apartment buildings and shopping centers

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

And I only know three chords

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Watch me burn

Aah ha ha ha ha ha ha aah

You fools

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha aah

I said turn that thing down and get ready for school

Hey, what're ya tryin' to do

You ruined my record, man

I just bought it

I don't care what you just bought

You get your lil' fanny perpendicular and get ready for school

I'm not goin' to school

What do you mean you're not goin' to school

Just what I said

I'm not goin' to school

And why not

Because I'm sick that's why not

Sick, you're sick alright

What's wrong with you now, Prince Charming

I got an earache

Earache, my eye

How'd you like a buttache

Now get your little fanny out of that bed and, and clean up this room, it looks like a pigsty

You hear me

Alright, that's enough

That's enough, you've pushed me far enough, young man you're getting punished

Now stand up

No

I said stand up

Aah, let go my hair, man

Now, young man, I have talked to you, and talked to you and talked to you 'till

I'm blue in the face

And I'm done talkin' to you

Good, does that mean you're done spittin' on me, too

Shut up, I'm not done talkin' to you

Now turn around and bend over

Oh, what're ya gonna do ya pervert

Pervert, why you snotty now

Oh, shut up, I haven't

Aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw

Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh even touched you yet

Now I want you to know this is gonna hurt you a lot more than it's gonna hurt me

Oh, wow, that didn't even hurt

Uh, oh, wow, what're you

Oh yeah, uh trying to do, tickle me

Tickle you

Yeah, I'll tickle you

Aah, oh, hell man

Aw aw aaw

Does that tickle, huh

How about another tickle

Ah ah oh, let me go

Come on, laugh it up, funny boy

Aah ah, I don't want no more no more, oh oh oh oh oh

Alright, are you gonna do what I tell you

Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Yeah yeah, I mean no no no no no

You gonna talk back to me

What

Alright, now you get your clothes on and get your little butt ready for school

Right now, do you understand

Yeah, yeah yeah

Alright