Karaoké Mister Cellophane Chicago (film) (John C. Reilly)

If someone stood up in a crowd and raised his voice up way out loud

And waved his arm and shook his leg you'd notice him

If someone in the movie show yelled fire in the second row this whole place

Is a powder keg you'd notice him and even without clucking like a hen

Everyone gets noticed now and then unless, of course that personage should be

Invisible inconsequential me

Cellophane

Mister Cellophane shoulda been my name

Mister Cellophane 'cos you can look right through me walk right

By me and never know I'm there

I tell ya

Cellophane

Mister Cellophane shoulda been my name

Mister Cellophane

'Cos you can look right through me walk right by me

And never know

I'm there

Suppose you was a little cat residing in a person's flat

Who fed you fish and scratched your ears you'd notice him

Suppose you was a woman, wed and sleeping in a double bed

Beside one man for seven years you'd notice him

A human being's made of more than air with all that bulk you're bound to see him there

Unless that human being next to you is unimpressive undistinguished

You know who

Shoulda been my name

Mister Cellophane 'cos you can look

Right through me walk right by me and never know I'm there

I tell ya

Cellophane

Mister Cellophane shoulda

Been my name

Mister Cellophane 'cos you can look right through me

Walk right by me and never know

I'm there

Never even know

I'm there

I hope I haven't taken up too much of your time