Karaoké Cell Block Tango Chicago (la comédie musicale)

Pop

Six

Squish

Uh uh

Cicero

Lipschitz

Pop, six, squish uh uh

Cicero, Lipschitz

Pop, six, squish uh uh

Cicero, Lipschitz

He had it comin'

He had it comin'

He only had himself to blame

If you'd have been there

If you'd have seen it

I betcha you would have done the same

Pop, six, squish uh uh

Cicero, Lipschitz

You know how people have these little habits that get you down

Like Bernie

Bernie liked to chew gum

No not chew

Pop

Well I come home this one day and there's Bernie layin' on the couch chewin'

No not chewin', poppin'

So I said to him, I said Bernie

You pop that gum one more time

And he did

So I took the shotgun off the wall and I fired two warnin' shots into his head

He had it comin'

He had it comin'

He only had himself to blame

I met Ezekiel Young from

Salt Lake City about two years ago and he told me he was single and we uh hit it off right away

So we started livin' together

He'd go to work, he'd come home

I'd mix him a drink

We'd have dinner

And then I found out

Single my ass

Not only was he married well he had six wives

One of them Mormons you know

So that night when he came home

I mixed him his drink as usual

You know some guys just can't hold their arsenic

He had it comin'

He had it comin'

He took a flower in its prime

And then he used it and he abused it

It was a murder but not a crime

Now I'm standin' in the kitchen carvin' up the chicken for dinner and in storms my husband Wilbur in a jealous rage

You been screwin' the milkman he said and he kept sayin'

You been screwin' the milkman

Then he ran into my knife

He ran into my knife ten times

If you'd have been there

If you'd have seen it

I betcha you would have done the same

Mit keresek én itt

Azt mondják a híres lakóm lefogta a férjem

Én meg lecsaptam a fejét

De nem igaz, én ártatlan vagyok

Nem tudom

Miért mondja Uncle Sam

Hogy én tettem

Próbáltam a rendörségen megmagyarázni de nem értették meg

But did you do it

Uh uh

Not guilty

My sister Veronica and I did this double act and my husband Charlie traveled around with us

For the last number in our act we did these twenty acrobatic tricks in a row

One two three four five

Splits, spread eagles

Flip flops, backflips

One right after the other

Well this one night we were in

Cicero the three of us and we were in this hotel room boozin' and havin' a few laughs

And we run out of ice so I went out to get some

I come back, open the door

There's Veronica and Charlie doin' number seventeen

The spread eagle

Well I was in such a state of shock

I completely blacked out

I can't remember a thing

It wasn't until later when I was washin' the blood off my hands

I even knew they were dead

They had it comin'

They had it comin'

They had it comin' all along

I didn't do it but if I'd done it how could you tell me that I was wrong

I loved Alvin Lipschitz

He was a real artistic guy

Sensitive

A painter

But he was always tryin' to find himself

He'd go out every night lookin' for himself

And on the way he found Ruth

Gladys

Rosemary and Irving

I guess you can say we broke up because of artistic differences

He saw himself as alive and I saw him dead

The dirty bum, bum, bum

Bum, bum

The dirty bum, bum, bum

Bum, bum

They had it comin'

They had it comin'

They had it comin' all along

'Cos if they used us and they abused us how could they tell us that we were wrong

He had it comin'

He had it comin'

He only had himself to blame

If you'd have been there

If you'd have seen it

I betcha you would have done the same

You pop that gum one more time

Single my ass

Ten times

Miért csukott Uncle Sam börtönbe

Number seventeen

The spread eagle

Artistic differences

I betcha you would have done the same