Karaoké Razzle Dazzle Chicago (la comédie musicale) & Jerry Orbach

It's all show-business, kid

These trials

The whole world

Show business

But kid

You're working with a star

The biggest

Give 'em the old razzle dazzle razzle dazzle 'em

Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it

And the reaction will be passionate

Give 'em the old hocus pocus bead and feather 'em

How can they see with sequins in their eyes?

What if your hinges all are rusting?

What if in fact you're just disgusting?

Razzle dazzle 'em and they'll never catch lies

Give 'em the old razzle dazzle razzle dazzle 'em

Back since the days of ol' Methusela

Everyone loves the big bamboozala

Give 'em the old three ring circus stun and stagger 'em

When you're in trouble go into your dance

Though you are stiffer than a girder

They'll let you get away with murder

Razzle dazzle 'em and you've got a romance

Give 'em the old razzle dazzle razzle dazzle 'em

Give 'em an act that's unassailable

They'll wait a year 'till you're available

Give 'em the old double whammy daze and dizzy 'em

Show 'em the first-rate sorceror you are

Long as you keep 'em way off balance

How can they spot you've got no talent

Razzle dazzle 'em

Razzle dazzle 'em and they'll make you a star