Karaoké Me Ol' Bamboo Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968 film)

A gentleman's got a walkin' stick

A seaman's got a gaff

And the Merry Men of Robin Hood they used their quarterstaff

On the Spanish plains inside their canes they hide their ruddy swords

But we make do with an ol' bamboo and everyone applauds

One two three four

Five six seven hey

Me ol' bamboo

Me ol' bamboo

You'd better never bother with me ol' bamboo

You can have me hat or me bumbershoot but you'd better never bother with me ol' bamboo

When puntin' on the beautiful Thames you use a sturdy pole

To protect their fair complexion

Ladies use a parasol

It's useful in the underbrush to have a hefty spear, right

But what we do with an ol' bamboo makes everybody cheer

One two three ho

Me ol' bamboo

Me ol' bamboo

You'd better never bother with me ol' bamboo

You can have me hat or me bumbershoot but you'd better never bother with me ol' bamboo

'Ave a go mate

A flyer in an aerioplane

He steers it with a stick

He does

A collier in the pits o' Wales

He leans upon his pick

That's right

Now every wheel of an automobile revolves around a shaft

Hey

But what we do with an ol' bamboo makes every one go daft hey

And one two

Me ol' bamboo

Me ol' bamboo

You'd better never bother with me ol' bamboo

You can have me hat or me bumbershoot but you'd better never bother with me ol' bamboo

One two three four

Five six seven hey

And a one two three four and a five and a six and a seven

Ho me ol' bamboo

Me ol' bamboo

You'd better never bother with me ol' bamboo

You can have me hat or me bumbershoot but you'd better never bother with me ol' bam-boo

You'd better never bother with me ol' bamboo