Karaoké The House Rules Christian Kane

So you're tired and you're beat and you worked all week

And you need a place you can let it go

Where the girls go wild and the boys play hard

And you need a little more than just the radio

Well, here's your open invitation with just a couple regulations

Let me warn you, son only come to have fun

We don't take kindly to serious

So leave your troubles at the door unless you want some in here

Welcome to my house buckle up tight

Everybody sings and drinks and laughs and gets high

It's the country music a little soul

It's a rock and roll rodeo

We don't tolerate no sittin' around

Everybody's dancin', groovin' and gettin' on down

So before you come in here with some kind of attitude you better read the house rules

Around eleven o'clock when the front door locks and the boys start raisin' the bottle

Where the girls do the thing with the Mardi Gras beads

And you know they're gonna show 'em if they got 'em

And no matter what your story a good time is mandatory

Well, rule number seven says don't touch the women

But they can grab whatever they want to, ha ha ha ha

Welcome to my house buckle up tight

Everybody sings and drinks and laughs and gets high

It's the country music a little soul

It's a rock and roll rodeo

We don't tolerate no sittin' around

Everybody's dancin', groovin' and gettin' on down

So before you come in here with some kind of attitude better read the house rules

There's no such thing as last call

We'll pick 'em up when they fall

We share the same bathroom stall says the sign on the wall

Yeah, welcome to my house buckle up tight

Everybody sings and drinks and laughs and gets high

It's the country music a little soul

It's a rock and roll rodeo

We don't tolerate no sittin' around

Everybody's dancin', groovin' and gettin' on down

So before you come in here with some kind of attitude

Boy, before you come walkin' in here with any kind of attitude

Oh, you better read the house rules

Oh, son, you better read the house rules

Two, three, yeah

Wooh ooh

You better read the house rules

Excuse me excuse me

I'm gon' need to see some

I.D. on that girl right there

Ha ha ha haa

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