Karaoké Breath Cledus T. Judd

Shh

I can smell the onions floating in the air

Must be somethin' that you ate

I can't imagine how your mouth must taste forgive me if I turn away

The slightest whiff just brings me to my knees

I almost pass out in your arms

I need a gas mask every time that you come near and the halitosis starts

I can smell your breath it's chokin' me to death

The only one who doesn't know is you

Here's some gum to chew oh baby, there's no way you're kissin' me

What'd you have for lunch?

Don't you ever brush?

Maybe a Binaca blast or two's what I'd suggest

I can smell your breath

Bad Breath

It's tough to be there when you're waking up

And that green cloud fills up the room

It's worser than it's ever been before and I know, and you know

And everybody in a three-mile radius knows you should see a dentist soon

'Cos I can smell your breath it's gaggin' me to death

Somethin' must have died inside of you

What you oughta do is chase a Cert or two with Listerine

Even when you're gone the odor lingers on

I'm buyin' you an Oral-B and a jumbo tube of Crest

'Cos I can smell your breath

Bad breath

Can't you smell the fog that's floating in the air?

Must be something that you ate