Karaoké It's a Great Day to Be a Guy Cledus T. Judd

Mmh mmh mmh mmh mmh

You know I'm really gonna miss you sugar britches

I'm gonna miss you too Bub

Hmm hmm you're so cute

Now I'm only gonna be gone a few days

But now there is a few things

I need you to do while I'm gone

Oh I figured there's somethin'

Now, now quit complainin'

All you gotta do is cut the grass wash the car trim the hedges

Paint the fence clean the pool give the dog a bath defrost the fridge

Clean out the garage sweep the chimney and I'll see you on Monday

I love you boogie boogie

Ha ha I love you too and you

You don't worry 'bout me

I'll be just fine

I've got my socks dryin' in the microwave

Hair on my back

I don't plan to shave

I've got the house to myself while the wife's away

I'll be rockin' all night

Yeah I think I'll drink me an ice cold brew

Lounge in my boxers like I used to do

There'll be no Ally McBeal on the tube no

I'll be watchin' the fight

Well it's a great day to be a guy

Played cards with my buddies until sunrise

You know I never thought that my neighbour would be sunbathing topless

Lord she sure looks good

I caught a ten pound bass out on the lake

Played eighteen holes with my best friend Jake

Best balls I hit was when

I stepped on a rake

Oh well it wuddn't too bright

Now I look in the fridge

What do I see

Last night's pizza starin' back at me

Pepperoni and anchovies

What a beautiful sight

Well it's a great day to be a guy

Buck naked in my lawn chair swattin' at flies

Got some hot dogs on the charcoal grill

I don't wanna burn my wieners but I probably will

That fried baloney and cheese macaroni tasted good this afternoon

But now I'm passin' some serious gas and

I might have to leave the room

Ooh ooh ooh room

Pew

Well I might go get me a new hairdo

Spend a couple hours at a tanning booth

Might even get me a gold front tooth

Whoa ah yeah

And it's a great day to be a guy

But when my wife gets home she's gonna tan my hide

I'll be hung over but lookin' good from a week of relivin' my bachelorhood

It's a great day to be a guy

But another week of this and I'd probably die

I tend to party harder than I should when my wife's not here to make me be good

Yeah hoo