Karaoké Man of Constant Borrow Cledus T. Judd & Diamond Rio

Uh, yessir, do you have

Man of Constant Borrow by Cledus T. Judd?

No, sir, somebody's already borrowed it

Constantly borrows everything

I am the man of constant borrow

There's nothin' I can call my own

Some may try to say that it's all stolen

I prefer "permanently loaned"

He's the biggest mooch we've ever known

Solo

My grass needs mowin' but I've got no mower

My neighbor won't let me use his

I can't really say as though I blame him kept it three years last time I did

He thought for sure that it was his

I need a ride down to the pawnshop lend me the keys to your Corvette

What do you mean that you don't trust me?

I've never not brought it back yet

I don't think I could take that bet

You know dang well he's gone away

Well, you may have heard of me

Cledus T J U double D

Better known as the reigning king of country parody

Comin' with a new style

High profile

When I'm on the mic well, you know I get hog-wild

Comedian extraordinaire

A fat Eminem with the bleach blond hair

I know that you think

I've got your chainsaw

You can't find it anywhere

I ain't cut no wood since way 'fore winter

I gave it back to you I swear

Check his garage it's probably there

I sure could use a hundred dollars

I'll gladly pay you back Tuesday

I know that's what

I said the last time

You can't believe a word I say

He has no plans to really pay