Karaoké Living Doll (1986 version) Cliff Richard & The Young Ones

Look, everyone he's coming through the doors

Brilliant he didn't even open them

He's here

Quick, Rik do the speech

Hey kids stop snogging and pay attention to me

'Cos if you're a wild-eyed loner standing at the gates of oblivion then hitch a ride with us

'Cos we're on the last freedom moped out of Nowhere City

And we haven't even told our parents what time we'll be back

So pull on your dancing trousers and get down to the total and utter king of rock'n'roll

Cliff Richard

Got myself a cryin', talkin' sleepin', walkin', livin' doll

Got to do my best to please her just 'cos she's a livin' doll

Got a rovin' eye and that is why she satisfies my soul

I got the one and only walkin' talkin' livin' doll

OK guys, ready Viv?

Completely ready when you are, Shaky

Neil?

Does anybody know where the toilets are?

Mike?

Does all this money really have to go to charity?

Yes, it does, Michael

Hi Cliff, it's me

Who are you?

Ooh, great joke, Your Majesty

Got myself a cryin', talkin' sleepin', walkin', livin' doll

Livin' doll

Got to do my best to please her just 'cos she's a livin' doll

Livin' doll

Got a rovin' eye and that is why she satisfies my soul

Fies my soul

I got the one and only walkin' talkin' livin' doll

Take a look at her hair well, it's real and if you don't believe what I say, just feel

I'm gonna lock her up in a trunk so no big hunk can steal her away from me

Got myself a cryin', talkin' sleepin', walkin', livin' doll

Got to do my best to please her just 'cos she's a livin' doll

Settle down, chaps, uh

Got a rovin' eye and that is why she satisfies my soul

I got the one and only walkin' talkin' livin' doll

OK, daddio lay the next funky bit on me

He means what happens now, Cliff?

The instrumental break

Great, Cliff which instruments do you want us to break?

Piano?

Violin?

Didgeridoo?

Vivien's trousers?

Rik's head?

Yeah, uh, uh Neil's head

Ow

Cliffs head

No, no

Well take a look at her hair it's real if you don't believe what I say just feel, whoa

I'm gonna lock her up in a trunk so no big hunk can steal her away from me

I still feel locking her up in a trunk is politically unsound

It's only a song, Rik

Well I feel sorry for the elephant

Come on, guys

Got myself a cryin', talkin' sleepin', walkin', livin' doll livin' doll

Got to do my best to please her just 'cos she's a livin' doll

Alright, guys, harmonies now

Got a rovin' eye and that is why she satisfies my soul fies my soul

I got the one and only walkin' talkin' livin' doll

Ooh

I got the one and only walkin' talkin' livin' doll

Can I go now?

Er, yes, thanks, Cliff, bye

Right, kids if you don't buy this record then you're an utter utter, utter, utter, utter