Karaoké Horseback Cody Johnson

He's a ranch hand in a pinch, man hotter than the red on a cattle brand

'Cos she's a gold digger with a quick trigger a cast iron, skillet swingin' lid-flipper

Now he's a double-wide on the county line sipping on a six pack of Lonestar Light

She did 'em dirty took him to the cleaners now her pockets and her pastures are greener, and he says

I don't miss her or her sister

I don't need that old drop top Cadillac

She can keep that diamond

I ain't lyin'

I just want my horse back

Now he's a buckskin fifteen hands five-time team rope champion

She never liked him she don't need him hell, she don't even know how to feed him

She ain't a cowgirl she can't stand Merle hell, she ain't ever two stepped or snapped pearls

So, after about a month of Jim Beam'ing that ol' cowboy got to schemin', sayin'

I don't miss her or her sister

I don't need that old drop top Cadillac

Well, she can keep that diamond

I ain't lyin'

I just want my horse back

So last night around midnight he took his lucky fence pliers and a mag light

He cut the fence out he snuck on in one whistle in the wind and that buckskin

He came running running right up he had the saddle all ready so he saddled up

Rode off like a bat out of hell and you could hear that cowboy yelling, singin'

I don't miss her or her sister

I don't need that old drop top Cadillac

Well, she can keep that diamond

I ain't lying

I just want my yeah, I just want my

Damn, girl, I just want my horse back