Karaoké If I Were the Devil Colby Acuff

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If I were the devil first thing that I'd do is I'd come off like I ever gave a damn about you

I'd let you catch a peak of all your greatest desires and I'd watch the flames in your eyes burn like hellfire

Find all the wolves in the land

And I'd make them fight each other tooth and nail and hand to hand

Find all the sheep

Make 'em stir up the pot

'Cos once the wolves have killed each other sheep are what I want

The devil walks among us

Friends I know this is true

And I don't know if he's red

And I don't know if he's blue

One thing that I know

We need to take a look around

If I were the devil this world would be my playground

As I place that thorny crown on my furrowed brow

Well I'd shine in all the tears of joy yelling from the crowd

I'd want to brainwash some parents and I'd have the world

I'll be in every schoolhouse lecturing little boys and girls

The devil walks among us

Friends I know this is true

And I don't know if it's me

And I don't know if it's you

But one thing that I know

We need to take a look around

If I were the devil this world would be my playground

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For my final act

I'll tell you what it'd be

I'd have everyone so medicated they could never see

My cloven hooves or horned head would be all disguised and the best part of it all is they'd comply with their demise

The devil walks among us

Friends I know this is true

And I don't know if it's me

And I don't know if it's you

One thing that I know

We need to take a look around

If I were the devil this world would be my playground

If I were the devil

This world was mine to see

Well I'd witness all the atrocities and it'd probably frighten me

So I'd run back home with a story to tell

I'd tell all my demon friends that I always preferred Hell